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Post by CptKirby on Oct 7, 2017 20:28:06 GMT
Just had a diarrhea from drinking coffee. How is everybody else's Friday? I call coffee "dirt water" because I don't drink it. Endless fun to say that with people who actually like coffee. I went on a date-but-really-not-a-date on Friday. It was nice. |
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Post by CptKirby on Oct 7, 2017 20:28:17 GMT
Just had a diarrhea from drinking coffee. How is everybody else's Friday? I actually shit my jeans last night! I had the runs a little earlier on in the day, then I got some pains, farted and water came out of my arse. I didn't feel it come out, but I soon felt wet back there. To make a bad situation worse, my shower is out of action and my hot water boiler was broken too (got that repaired today), so I had to stand in a the bath and wash best I could in freezing cold water. Luckily it was just water and not brown shit dribbling down my legs, that would have been much worse. Still got the runs today, but not shit myself so far. Fucking burns like a bitch when I go though. Broken water heaters suck yo! I remember the water heater breaking when I was a dishwasher. That made my job tedious. |
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Post by Warren Jeeves on Oct 7, 2017 20:32:10 GMT
Yep, we had to wash up using water from the kettle for two days, takes forever! We take running hot water for granted these days  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 20:41:12 GMT
Ain't you git central heating? When my boiler packs up I fix it by going on youtube
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 20:56:33 GMT
i got high as fuck on some bomb ass weed.. a beautiful strain absolutely amazing
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 21:08:45 GMT
Fair play mate I'm goin to have some later I'm on the rioja at the moment lmao
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Post by Warren Jeeves on Oct 7, 2017 21:15:24 GMT
Ain't you git central heating? When my boiler packs up I fix it by going on youtube Yeah I have central heating that runs from the boiler (not that it's cold enough to use it yet.) Doesn't cost me anything to get it fixed as im renting, when I owned my own place I used to take boiler insurance out that covered break downs I had yearly due to a very old boiler. It probably would have cost me more in parts than I was paying in insurance, besides, you shouldn't mess with gas boilers unless you're trained up in everything. I know plenty about plumbing, but I wouldn't mess with gas appliances. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 21:26:26 GMT
Sometimes people leave the cold tap on a bit at mine and it makes the boiler bars go down I know how to pump it back up from watching a pro on youtube that's as far as it goes lol I live in a semi detached so I wouldn't put my neighbour at risk that's just something basic but it's good to know if I couldn't do that it would of cost £60 for a plumber to do it an I've done it twice now
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 21:28:22 GMT
Apart from that how come no celebrities so far have been took out by a terror attack?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 21:30:29 GMT
If one of those bastards ever comes near me ( terrorist cowards) I won't hesitate to fuck them up its becoming a daily occurrence well rest assured I won't be cowering in fear!!! The bastards will regret the day they start on me.
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